I have snorted two separate substances in my lifetime.
Equal, and now the flu.
I have NO CLUE why I have snorted Equal. (Only Equal though, not Sweet n Low) It was high school. It was a small town. There wasn't much to do.
The flu however, I snort because medical professionals tell me it's perfectly safe.
They lied. I'm dying. So here is the image I want you all to remember me by, while I go take a nap and drink some juice.