Just another day...

I came to a shocking realization the other day. And by shocking, I mean I've totally known this for a very long time. 

You see, my iPhone went for a swim in the toilet, I broke the last remaining glass from our first set of glasses, I also shattered a pie plate, and broke a flower vase. All of this happened last week.

Reinforcing the fact that I am the reason we cannot have nice things.