I Was a Cute Kid, What Happened?

Few things about this picture.
1) Proof that I have been a carb-oholic for my entire life. (Dad says he thinks that I'm eating a waffle.)
2) An outtie belly button is only cute on little kids.
3) I am okay to have used disposable diapers on my kids, because my parents were cloth diaper hippies.
4) I have definitely always been mostly evil. Look at that face! (I think I'm saying "Woman! Are you crazy?!)