I am a pro at obtaining injuries, and not knowing how I got them. Usually these occur on my legs, in the form of nasty looking bruises.
I am also known to be dehydrated constantly, and in the winter I get crocodile hands. Bad crocodile hands. Red nasty and chapped.
This week's random unknown injury is on my hand. And it's in the shape of a backward 2.
Someone please explain?!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Ghost of Christmas WTH?!
Thought By Sara @ Life With the Two around 9:13 PM
Labels: I'm a Dork, What the heck
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Actually to me it looks like little z marked you with her sign. Remember how she's turned all evil? Well she wants all to know she marked you.
I want to hear what people say about this. For the first time ever, I'm in the same boat - total crocodile hands. And my cuticles are splitting while the skin along my fingers gets these mysterious cuts.
It hurts! And it's frustrating.
You have my sympathies.
I gave you my theories through IM, but it would be funny to post here.
1.) The anti-Christ came back and your sub-conscious took over and got you marked so your bum wouldn't starve.
2.) The demons marked you! (by demons, I mean your kids)
3.) Your hand looks funny-tan. So, you turned emo, wore some weird cut off gloves, went into a tanning bed, and slammed your hand when you realized you were in too long.
4.) It's part of the 'M' I was carving into your hand, but you woke up before I could finish marking my territory.
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