I can only recall one time in my life where I kept my mouth from saying what my brain was screaming. Once. So really, I'm not usually surprised by things I have to say. However, in the last two days I have said: "Your niece bit your other niece on the butt AGAIN!" and "I don't care. We do NOT stab each other with screwdrivers." While maybe not surprised, I am a little disturbed.