Real LIfe Super Heroes Make My Day

At the commissary this evening, there was a Wounded Warrior in line in front of me. He was chatting with his wife, when he looked up and smirked at a boy no older than 7 in the next line over. After a few moments, I realized the little boy was staring in awe of this soldier and his prosthetic leg. The little boy pulled on his mom's shirt and said:

"Mommy, I think that guy is a pirate!"

To which the soldier replied:

"Shhhh! Don't blow my cover, I'm really a ninja disguised as a pirate!"