Sunday, November 08, 2009

Food Issues 2.0

A tutorial, on how to follow the Little Z diet. First, you must demand only pepperoni pizza. Not sausage, not combination, not plain cheese. It MUST be pepperoni. Step B ~ You must then pick off each and every speck of pepperoni. But only the pepperoni. If there is any stray cheese on a slice, you must remove it and place it back on the pizza. It is against the law of Z Land to discard any of the sacred pizza cheese. After you have followed these steps, you can roll up the sleeves of your hoodie and enjoy. If you don't, the world will come to a screeching halt, and we can't have THAT now can we?!

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