**Based on a scene I accidentally witnessed yesterday. And you know me, I have to tell the internet everything!** Scenario: You are a young girl, at a bar, surrounded by cute young guys. These cute young guys are also members of the United States Air Force. And they are all drunk. As are you. And somewhere, along the course of the evening, you decide to go home with one of them. And there in lies the problem. These cute young guys do not have houses. Nor do they live in apartments. They live in DORMS. Like you could find at any college. (Except these are more like motel rooms.) Cue the ever popular WALK OF SHAME. Extremely Public edition. If you are going to put yourself in a position to have to experience this, please do one of the following:
- Carry pants in your bag, so that your slutty dress looks like a cute tunic instead of...well, a slutty dress.
- Have the decency to go home with a guy who will call you a cab, and not make you walk.
- Do not think you are cute with purple hair. Where I live, that is a dead giveaway as to why you are walking down the sidewalk across from the single airman dorms at 10 on a Sunday morning.